Happy April Fools Day
Happy April Fools Days......
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take the dog?!"
What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
What’s it called when all the treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.
What happened to the dog who ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than his bite!
Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!
What’s a dog's favorite city? New Yorkie!
Why don’t you want to play board games with a cat? They tend to be cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog? A rocker spaniel!
When cats don’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”
